Week twelve isn’t the best time to start a “take your picks” game, but here we go. Seeing as were so tardy, lets jump right into it. We pick every NFL game (excluding two this week), one bonus question for points, and two purely for giggles. Rules are as follows:· +1 pt. for correct prediction (no penalty for missed calls)
· +1 for correct bonus, -1 for incorrect bonus
· Pick no more than 3 lines, +1 for correct prediction, no penalty for a miss
Please feel free to comment and/or criticize!
Matchup | Line | The Milkman | Jack Hamburger | Edward Jennings | Hackattack |
San Francisco @ Baltimore | BAL by 3.0 | San Francisco | Baltimore | San Francisco | San Fransisco |
Cleveland @ Cincinnati | CIN by 8.0 | Cincinnati | Cincinnati | Cincinnati | Cincinnati |
Minnesota @ Atlanta | ATL by 9.5 | Atlanta | Atlanta | Atlanta | Atlanta |
Tampa Bay @ Tennessee | TEN by 3.5 | Tampa Bay (+) | Tennessee | Tampa Bay | Tennessee |
Carolina @ Indianapolis | CAR by 3.0 | Carolina | Carolina | Carolina | Carolina (+) |
Arizona @ St. Louis | Even | Arizona | St. Louis | Arizona | Arizona |
Buffalo @ New York Jets | NYJ by 9.0 | New York | New York | New York | New York |
Houston @ Jacksonville | HOU by 3.5 | Houston(+) | Houston(+) | Houston (+) | Houston (+) |
Chicago @Oakland | OAK by 4.0 | Oakland | Oakland | Oakland | Oakland |
Washington @ Seattle | SEA by 3.5 | Seattle | Seattle(+) | Washington | Washington |
New England @ Philadelphia | NE by 3.5 | New England (+) | Philadelphia | New England (+) | New England |
Denver @ San Diego | SD by 6.0 | San Diego | San Diego (+) | San Diego (-) | San Diego (+) |
Pittsburg @ Kansas City | PIT by 10.5 | Pittsburg | Pittsburg | Pittsburg | Pittsburg |
New York Giants @ New Orleans | NO by 7.0 | New York | New Orleans | New Orleans | New Orleans(+) |
Bonus: UT @ TAMU (+1 for line only) | TAMU by 7.5 | TAMU + | TAMU - | TAMU - | xxx |
*** Turkey or Ham | Ham | Turkey | Ham | Turkey | |
*** Mila Kunis or Scarlet Johansson | Mila Kunis | Scarlet Johansson | Mila Kunis | Mila Kunis with Scarlet Johansson’s boobs |
12 pts 12 pts 14 pts 15 pts
(+) Cover the spread (-) Not cover the spread (***) No points awarded (xxx) entry not accepted
Seeing as it is Thanksgiving and I am thankful for friends and family, I’ll leave you with some words of wisdom from my father to kick this game off, “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” Until next week, gobble gobble.
--- The Milkman
